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Dr. Gregory House: Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock.
Dr. Wilson: Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?
Dr. Gregory House: Over there!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [
to House] You need a lawyer.
Dr. Gregory House: Everybody lies.
Dr. Gregory House: We're missing something.
Dr. Gregory House: [
to Cuddy] Relax, I have just the thing to cheer you up... we're being sued!
Dr. Wilson: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Eric Foreman: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Allison Cameron: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Robert Chase: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Thirteen: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Chris Taub: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole: Maybe it's Auto Immune...
Dr. Gregory House: If someone says Auto Immune, you're fired!
Dr. Gregory House: The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth...
Dr. Wilson: They were Prada, meaning she has a good taste
Dr. Gregory House: They were not Prada. You wouldn't know Prada even if one stepped on your scrotum.
Dr. Wilson: Okay... Well they were nice... And pointy.
Dr. Gregory House: Exactly. They were stylish. And very painful to wear. Only an incredibly shallow, insecure woman would be in pain all day long, rather than to wear a decent looking comfourtable shoe and that's exactly the type I don't need around here.
Dr. Gregory House: I don't ask why patients lie, I just assume they all do.
Dr. Gregory House: I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask.
Dr. Gregory House: I was never that great at math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing, right?
Dr. Gregory House: We treat it. If she[he] gets better we know that we're right.
Dr. Gregory House: Patients always want proof, we're not making cars here, we don't give guarantees.
Dr. Gregory House: Tests take time. Treatment's quicker.
Dr. Gregory House: Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous.
Dr. Gregory House: Patients sometimes get better. You have no idea why, but unless you give a reason they won't pay you. Anybody notice if there's a full moon? ... let's rule out the lunar god and go from there.
Dr. Gregory House: I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
Dr. Gregory House: Never trust doctors.
Dr. Gregory House: If he gets better, I'm right, if he dies, you're right.
Dr. Gregory House: Tragedies happen.
Dr. Gregory House: In case I'm wrong. It has happened.
Dr. Gregory House: It does tell us something. Though I have no idea what.
Dr. Gregory House: You know what's worse than useless? Useless and oblivious.
Dr. Gregory House: Tell a surgeon it's okay to cut a leg off and he's going to spend the night polishing his good hacksaw.... they care about their patients. They just care about themselves more. Which is not an unreasonable position. Trying to maximize the tissue you save also maximizes the chances of something going wrong. Which means you've gotta be extra careful. Which is such a pain in the ass.
Dr. Gregory House: If it works, we're right. If he dies, it was something else.
Dr. Gregory House: If her DNA was off by one percentage point she'd be a dolphin.
Dr. Gregory House: Welcome to the end of the thought process.
Dr. Gregory House: Sometimes we can't see why normal isn't normal.
Dr. Gregory House: You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right.
Dr. Gregory House: New is good. Because old ended in death.
Dr. Gregory House: I don't care much for apologies.
Dr. Gregory House: I was wrong.
Dr. Gregory House: I was right.
Dr. Gregory House: There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is --- in fact --- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.
Dr. Gregory House: The most successful marriages are based on lies.
Dr. Gregory House: All of those clever reasons were wrong.
Dr. Gregory House: And humility is an important quality. Especially if you're wrong a lot.... Of course, when you're right, self-doubt doesn't help anybody, does it?
Dr. Gregory House: Read less, more TV.
Dr. Gregory House: There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function.
Dr. Gregory House: If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything.
Dr. Gregory House: The only problem with that theory is it's based on the assumption that the universe is a just place.
Dr. Gregory House: Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save it for a sound bite.
Dr. Gregory House: Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!
Dr. Gregory House: If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic.
Benjamin Button: My name is Benjamin Button, and I was born under unusual circumstances. While everyone else was agin', I was gettin' younger... all alone.
[
from trailer]
Daisy: You're so young.
Benjamin Button: Only on the outside.
[
from trailer]
Daisy - Age 7: Are you sick?
Benjamin Button: They said I was gonna die soon but, maybe not.
Daisy - Age 7: You're odd.
Benjamin Button: I was thinking how nothing lasts, and what a shame that is.
Daisy: Some things last.
Benjamin Button: Along the way you bump into people who make a dent on your life. Some people get struck by lightning. Some are born to sit by a river. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim the English Channel. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people can dance.
Benjamin Button: Your life is defined by its opportunities... even the ones you miss.
Daisy: Would you still love me if I were old and saggy?
Benjamin Button: Would you still love ME if I were young and had acne? When I'm afraid of what's under the bed? Or if I end up wetting the bed?
Thomas Button: [
runs upstairs to see Caroline and his newborn but sees a room full of people and Caroline bleeding. Soon, the pastor enters the room] What are you doing here?
Dr. Rose: Thomas. It's Caroline. She's going to die.
Thomas Button: No. No, I want all of you out! Get away from her!
[
runs to Caroline and takes her hand]
Thomas Button: I'm here. I came as soon as I could. The streets were wild. The war is over, Cary.
Caroline Button: [
whispers] Promise me he'll have a place.
Thomas Button: [
confused] I... I promise.
[
Caroline draws her last breath and dies]
Daisy: Will you sleep with me?
Benjamin Button: Absolutely.
Benjamin Button: It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you.
Benjamin Button: I'm always lookin' out my own eyes.
Benjamin Button: I wanna remember us just as we are now.
Daisy: Goodnight Benjamin.
Benjamin Button: Goodnight Daisy.
Benjamin Button: What if I told you that instead of gettin' older, I was gettin' younger than everybody else?
Mr. Daws: Did I ever tell you I was struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was in the field, just tending to my cows:
[
brief footage of a man getting struck by lightning]
Mr. Daws: Did I ever tell you I been struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was just sittin' in my truck just minding my own business:
[
brief footage of a man getting struck by lightning]
Benjamin Button: Sometimes we're on a collision course, and we just don't know it. Whether it's by accident or by design, there's not a thing we can do about it. A woman in Paris was on her way to go shopping, but she had forgotten her coat - went back to get it. When she had gotten her coat, the phone had rung, so she'd stopped to answer it; talked for a couple of minutes. While the woman was on the phone, Daisy was rehearsing for a performance at the Paris Opera House. And while she was rehearsing, the woman, off the phone now, had gone outside to get a taxi. Now a taxi driver had dropped off a fare earlier and had stopped to get a cup of coffee. And all the while, Daisy was rehearsing. And this cab driver, who dropped off the earlier fare; who'd stopped to get the cup of coffee, had picked up the lady who was going to shopping, and had missed getting an earlier cab. The taxi had to stop for a man crossing the street, who had left for work five minutes later than he normally did, because he forgot to set off his alarm. While that man, late for work, was crossing the street, Daisy had finished rehearsing, and was taking a shower. And while Daisy was showering, the taxi was waiting outside a boutique for the woman to pick up a package, which hadn't been wrapped yet, because the girl who was supposed to wrap it had broken up with her boyfriend the night before, and forgot.
Benjamin Button: When the package was wrapped, the woman, who was back in the cab, was blocked by a delivery truck, all the while Daisy was getting dressed. The delivery truck pulled away and the taxi was able to move, while Daisy, the last to be dressed, waited for one of her friends, who had broken a shoelace. While the taxi was stopped, waiting for a traffic light, Daisy and her friend came out the back of the theater. And if only one thing had happened differently: if that shoelace hadn't broken; or that delivery truck had moved moments earlier; or that package had been wrapped and ready, because the girl hadn't broken up with her boyfriend; or that man had set his alarm and got up five minutes earlier; or that taxi driver hadn't stopped for a cup of coffee; or that woman had remembered her coat, and got into an earlier cab, Daisy and her friend would've crossed the street, and the taxi would've driven by. But life being what it is - a series of intersecting lives and incidents, out of anyone's control - that taxi did not go by, and that driver was momentarily distracted, and that taxi hit Daisy, and her leg was crushed.
Mr. Daws: Did you know that I was struck by lightning seven times?
Benjamin Button: [
Voice over; letter to his daughter] For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.
Mrs. Maple: Benjamin, we're meant to lose the people we love. How else would we know how important they are to us?
Captain Mike: You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You could swear, curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go.
Queenie: You never know what's comin' for ya.
Benjamin Button: Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.
Queenie: Poor child, he got the worst of it. Come out white.
Mr. Daws: Did I ever tell you I been struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was repairing a leak on the roof.
[
brief footage of a man getting struck by lightning]
Mr. Daws: Once I was just crossing the road to get the mail.
[
brief footage of a man getting struck by lightning]
Mr. Daws: Once, I was walking my dog down the road.
[
brief footage of a man getting struck by lightning]
Mr. Daws: Blinded in one eye; can't hardly hear. I get twitches and shakes out of nowhere; always losing my line of thought. But you know what? God keeps reminding me I'm lucky to be alive.
[
sniffles]
Mr. Daws: Storm's comin'.
Benjamin Button: Momma? Momma? Some days, I feel different than the day before.
Queenie: Everyone feels different about themselves one way or another, but we all goin' the same way.
Benjamin Button: Some nights, I'd have to sleep alone. I didn't mind, I would listen to the house breathin'. All those people sleepin'. I felt... safe.
Daisy: And in the spring, 2003, he looked at me. And I knew, that he knew, who I was. And then he closed his eyes, as if to go to sleep.
[
last lines]
Benjamin Button: Some people, were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people, dance.
Benjamin Button: You never know what's coming for you.
Daisy: I promise you, I'll never lose myself to self-pity again.
Benjamin Button: [
while the day begins] And I think, right there and then, she realized none of us is perfect forever.
Daisy: Have you slept with a woman before?
Benjamin Button: Never on a Sunday.
Daisy: We all end up in diapers.
Middle Salim: Shut up! The man with the Colt 45 says shut up!
Jamal Malik: I knew you'd be watching
Latika: I thought we would meet only in death.
Jamal Malik: This is our destiny
Latika: Kiss me
Jamal Malik: If it wasn't for Ram or Allah, we'd still have a mother.
Middle Salim: Left a message for you at work.
Jamal Malik: There was no message.
Middle Salim: I definitely left a mess...
Jamal Malik: There was no message! There was no message! *There was no message*!
Jamal Malik: [
Looks down at Salim starting to cry a little]
Jamal Malik: I will never forgive you!
Middle Salim: I know.
Maman: Jamal, time has come to turn professional.
Youngest Jamal: Really?
Maman: But first, let me hear that song Darshan Do Ghanshyam, my favorite bhajan.
Youngest Jamal: [
sings] Darshan Do
[
stops and commands]
Youngest Jamal: Fifty rupees!
Maman: [
bewildered]
Youngest Jamal: I'm a professional now, what to do?
Maman: [
laughs] Cheeky little bugger!
Shruti Seth: Baali, keep up! The chaiwalah knows more than you.
Prem Kumar: The chaiwalah has done it again!
Prem Kumar: Its getting hot in here.
Jamal Malik: Are you nervous?
Prem Kumar: [
audience laughs] What? Am I nervous ? Its you whos in the hot seat, my friend!
Jamal Malik: Yes, sorry.
Prem Kumar: A few hours ago, you were giving chai for the phone walahs. And now you're richer than they will ever be. What a player!
[
audience applauds]
Prem Kumar: So are you ready for the final question for 20 million rupees?
Jamal Malik: No, but maybe its written, no?
Prem Kumar: Maybe...
Prem Kumar: Final question for twenty million rupees, and he's smiling. I guess you know the answer.
Jamal Malik: Do you believe it, I don't!
Prem Kumar: You don't? So you take the ten million and walk?
Jamal Malik: No. I'll play.
Middle Jamal: [
seeing the Taj Mahal] Is this heaven?
Middle Salim: You're not dead Jamal.
Middle Jamal: What is it? Some hotel?
Prem Kumar: [
starting lines] So Jamal, tell me something about yourself.
Jamal Malik: I work in a call centre in Juhu.
Prem Kumar: Phone basher! And what type of call centre would that be?
Jamal Malik: Excel Five mobile phones.
Prem Kumar: Ohh... so you're the one who calls me up every single day of my life with special offers?
Jamal Malik: Actually I'm an assistant.
Prem Kumar: An assistant phone basher? And what does an assistant phoner basher do exactly?
Jamal Malik: I get tea for people and...
Prem Kumar: Chaiwalah! Well ladies and gentlemen, Jamal Malik, garma garam chai dene wala from Mumbai, lets play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
Latika: You want to do something for me?
Jamal Malik: Anything.
Latika: Then forget me!
Jamal Malik: When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer.
Jamal Malik: Maybe it's written.
Latika: I thought we'd be together only in death.
[
last lines]
Latika: Kiss me!
Police Inspector: Doctors... Lawyers... never get past 60 thousand rupees. He's won 10 million.
[
pause]
Police Inspector: What can a slumdog possibly know?
Jamal Malik: [
quietly] The answers.
Police Inspector: Money and women. The reasons for make most mistakes in life. Looks like you've mixed up both.
