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Белое солнце пустыни

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Бешеные псы (Reservoir Dogs)

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В диких условиях (Into the Wild)

ВАЛЛИ (WALL-E)

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Властелин Колец: Возвращение короля (The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King)

Властелин Колец: Две башни (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers)

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Гладиатор (Gladiator)

Гран Торино (Gran Torino)

Догма (Dogma)

Доктор Хауз (House M.D.)

Дорога (The Road)

Железная хватка (The True Grit)

Загадочная история Бенджамина Баттона (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)

Запах женщины (Scent of a Woman)

Знакомство с родителями (Meet the parents)

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Изгой (Cast Away)

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Карты, деньги, два ствола (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

Копы в глубоком запасе (The other guys)

Крепкий орешек (Die hard)

Крестный отец (The Godfather)

Криминальное чтиво (Pulp fiction)

Крупная рыба (Big fish)

Кунг Фу Панда (Kung Fu Panda)

Кунг-фу панда 2 (Kung Fu Panda 2)

Любовь и голуби

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Хозяин морей: На краю земли (Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World)

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Кунг Фу Панда (Kung Fu Panda)

Цитаты из Кунг Фу Панда (Kung Fu Panda)

Oogway: There are no accidents.



Po: Do you want to go get some food?



Po: Careful, that soup is - sharp!
[serving a noodle bowl to a customer into which he accidentally pitched a throwing star]



Po: Skadoosh!



Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.



Tai Lung: You... you're just a big... fat... panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.



Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!



Oogway: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.



[first lines]
Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.



Po: It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!



Mr. Ping: We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.



Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.



[as Po bounces down the palace steps]
Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.
Monkey: But he will.
Viper: He's not gonna quit is he?
Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.



Tigress: You would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who knows kung fu.
Crane: Or be able to touch his toes.
Monkey: Or see his toes.



Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.



Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!



Viper: Are you ready?
Po: I was born read...
[Viper attacks, Po is flung and lands on his head]
Viper: I'm sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready.
Po: That was awesome! Let's go again!



Shifu: Po, you're alive... or we're both dead.



Mantis: I'm sorry. It's just so hard to find the nerve centers under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.



Tai Lung: But he's a panda!
[incredulous]
Tai Lung: You're a panda!



Oogway: [walking towards Po] Ah! It seems that you have found the peach tree of wisdom!
Po: [Po turns around with a lot of peaches stuffed in his mouth] Oh! Is that what this is? I'm so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree!



[watching Tai-Lung break out of his prison restraints]
Zeng: We're dead. Very, very dead.



Tai Lung: What are you going to, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.



Po: I just ate... so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.



Shifu: Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet!
Po: I know!



Shifu: [Intercepting Po, who is fleeing the temple after learning he has to face Tai Lung soon.] You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits!
Po: Watch me!
[tries to run around Shifu]
Po: Come on! How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung? I can't even beat you to the stairs!
Shifu: You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior!
[pokes Po in his stomach]
Po: You don't believe that!
[Shifu swipes at his hand with Oogway's stick]
Po: You never believed that! From the first moment I got here, you've been trying to get rid of me!
[Shifu knocks him to the ground]
Shifu: Yes! I was! But now I ask you to trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine.
Po: You're not my master. And I'm not the Dragon Warrior.
Shifu: Then why didn't you quit? You knew I was trying to get rid of you, yet you stayed!
Po: Yeah, I stayed. I stayed because everytime you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled; it hurt, but it could never hurt more than everyday of my life just being me. I stayed because I thought if anyone can change me, can make me not me, it was you! The greatest kung fu teacher in all of China!
Shifu: I can change you! I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior! And I will!
Po: Come on! Tai Lung is on his way here right now! And even if it takes him a hundred years to get here, how are *you* gonna change *this* into the Dragon Warrior? Huh? How? How? How!
Shifu: I don't know!
[sighs]
Shifu: I don't know.
Po: [sighs and frowns sadly] That's what I thought.



Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior?
Oogway: I don't know.



Po: No! The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors; said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army!
[pauses before whispering]
Po: Hello?
Shifu: Have you finished sight-seeing?
Po: [gasp] Sorry, I should've come to see you first.
Shifu: My patience is wearing thin.
Po: Oh, well it's not like you were going anywhere.



Shifu: Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.
Tigress: The panda?
Shifu: Yes, the panda!
Tigress: Master, please!
[pushes chair out]
Tigress: Let us stop Tai Lung, this is what you've trained us for!
Shifu: No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his!
[points at Po, then realizes he's not there]
Shifu: Where'd he go?



Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.



Shifu: When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate, you stink.
[Po frowns]
Shifu: But perhaps that is my fault. I cannot train you the way I have trained the Five. I now see that the way to get through to you is with this.
[pulls out a bowl of dumplings]
Po: Oh great, 'cause I am hungry!
Shifu: [laughs] Good. When you have been trained, you may eat. Let's begin.



Tigress: This is just a big joke to you.
[Po makes weird face and Tigress goes to slap him with claws]
Mantis: Wait, wait, my fault! I tweaked his facial nerves! And may have also stopped his heart.



Po: [looking around at the historical artifacts in the palace] Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting!



Tai Lung: I have come home, master.
Shifu: This is no longer your home and I am no longer your master.
Tai Lung: Oh yes. You have a new favorite. So where is this Po?
[chuckles]
Tai Lung: Did I scare him off?
Shifu: This battle is between you and me.
Tai Lung: So, that is how it's going to be.
Shifu: That is how it must be.
Tai Lung: [growls] I rotted in jail for 20 years because of *your* weakness!
Shifu: Obeying your master is not weakness!
Tai Lung: You knew I was the Dragon Warrior! You always knew! But when Oogway said otherwise, what did you do? What did you do? Nothing!
Shifu: You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior, that was not my fault!
Tai Lung: Not your fault? Who filled my head with dreams? Who drove me to train until my bones cracked? Who did I feed my destiny!
Shifu: It was never my decision to make!
Tai Lung: [snarls and holds up Oogway's stick] It is now.



Po: Maybe I should just quit and go back to selling noodles.
Oogway: Quit, don't quit? Noodles, don't noodles?


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